Okay, you got me, Sephora. Sending me your latest email advertisement and putting Sexy Mother Pucker XL Extreme-Plump Collagen Lip Shine right in the middle of it did indeed catch my eye.
One, because I'm a 12 year old boy at heart and Sexy Mother Pucker is funny.
Two, because we all know that when guys think of big plump lips, they think of blow jobs -- and well, that's always fun and hot.
Well played, Sephora. Although telling me it should be a gift for my "superb sister" might not be the case. I'm thinking I want that for me.
Yoo hoo, Santa baby...
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