Sex Ed and Sex Toys 101

I recently became an Athena's Goddess. Part of that involves training -- the first part is on business basics and the second is on product info, which involves quite a bit of sex ed. And wow, pretty sure I could teach a sex ed class now. Informative stuff here, kids.

But first, two very important pieces of wisdom I want to impart to you re: sex toys:

• Using a waterproof toy in the shower/bath? Make sure you turn the toy on and off when you are outside of the water. Doing that forms a seal in the toy so water won't get in and ruin the battery and the toy itself. No one wants that, right? 
• Along the same lines about batteries -- if you have a sex toy that contains batteries in your house right now (and you should ;) ), take the batteries out of that mofo right now. Seriously, right now. The batteries last much longer when they're not kept inside the toy all the time and you don't run the risk of the battery going bad and leaking battery acid. I'll give you a second to recover from that mental image of going to use a toy and getting battery acid on your genitals or your partner's. Ack. Remove those batteries now.

Interestingly, the most common thing I've heard when people know I work for Athena's is that Athena's toys are only for "lonely women" and that "women in relationships don't need sex toys". To that I say "Oh, honey..."

Sure, these sex toys can and are being used by women not in relationships, but it is so, so, so hot to use the toys with your partner. Boys, just think about your girlfriend or wife putting a vibrator against your shaft while she's giving you a blow job. Your shaft has 20 nerve endings (while a clitoris has 6,000 -- dayum), but every single one of them will be hit with a combo of a vibrator against the shaft while your significant other's lips, tongue and hand works as well. Bam. 

We also sell "Good Head" mints in both mint (cool) and cinnamon (warm). Buy both and try them out right after the other for one hell of a blow job combination. Your senses won't know what hit them. Although you might hit the ceiling -- in a good way. 

And boys, don't feel insecure by the vibrators. They're not going to replace you -- hold one against your significant other's clitoris while you're thrusting, or hold her against her nipples while you're going down on her. Trust me, she'll thank you.