In case you didn't know, Steak and Blowjob Day is a thing. Apparently, it happens on March 14th every year and is dubbed as being the "holiday for men" as Valentine's Day is the "holiday for women".
Oh, boys, boys, boys... If you only get a BJ once a year on a designated day, well, I've gotta say I feel sorry for ya. And I also need to have a come to Jesus talk with your wives/girlfriends so they'll see the error of their ways.
BJs are fun for both the giver and the givee, if you're doing it right. Throw in some frosting, whipped cream or some Tasty Twist (had to get that sex toy product listing in there somewhere ;) ) and they're even more fun for the person giving the BJ.
I've gotta say that I really don't understand people (was going to say women, but then remembered I have gay readers. Hi, there!) who don't like giving BJs. I just don't. Hell, I'm the one who told a girlfriend who didn't want to get pregnant, but wanted to have sex (and apparently didn't want to deal with birth control at all, I guess) that the easiest thing she could do was say "Here, have a BJ" and that became the phrase affiliated with me by some of my girlfriends for quite a while after.
But, wait a minute -- so this is Steak and Blowjob Day for the boys. When the heck is Ice Cream and Cunnilingus Day for the women?
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