Ah, David Bowie in "Labyrinth". How I longed to be Jennifer Connolly playing that role against him -- dancing and swaying with him, falling under his spell as well as the spell of those tight, tight leggings he wore. Mmmm. Those leggings. That bulge. I swooned.
While researching this topic, I discovered there is a Tumblr devoted to David Bowie's crotch. Well, I've found my new favorite time-waster. ;)
But, my bulge innocence has been shattered. According to Buzzfeed, Bowie's bulge was intentionally created by their designer. The hell? That is not okay. That was a majestic bulge displayed by Bowie as Jareth, the Goblin King. It can't be false -- that's like saying Santa doesn't exist. (Yes, I know. Don't worry.)
Sorry, but this woman is going to remain steadfast in her belief that that bulge was all Bowie. It's not like I'm ever going to meet him and find out otherwise, right? Let a girl dream.
And speaking of dreams -- David Bowie as Jareth starring in 50 Shades of Gray? Great dream. ;)
2 comments:
Why did I click on the tumblr link? I need to find a tumblr devoted to Tatiana Maslany ;)
Haaaa! I'm sure there are plenty of them.
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