And we're back again for a "very special" two-night event of The Bachelorette. Oh, dear. Shit's going down... Hmm, just remembered I'm out tonight for the beginning of the second part so time to set the DVR.
Chase's One-on-One Date
Okay, so they're going to a yoga class. Nothing unusual there. Ohh, "intimate" yoga? Well, there. I've sure been to the wrong types of yoga classes. An anger-gasm looks like fun.
Chase is hot, hot, hot. He still looks like Chris Bukowski (Mr. grown ass man) to me, but an even hotter version.
I have never heard the term "Yab Yum" before, but I'm getting behind the idea. This is basically some Sting'esque tantric sex going on here. Yup, will be investigating that concept a bit further. Plus, that was a great kiss.
"When I'm around JoJo, I feel excited..." Pretty sure that was the understatement of the century there, Chase. ;)
Ohhh, it's time for the special concert. I wrote down "Who the eff is Charles Kelly?" as I thought they had James Taylor the contestant playing for them for a moment. Hahaha Nope, instead, he's the male lead in Lady Antebellum. Turns out I've really only paid attention to the Lady part of the group apparently as I had no idea who this dude was.
Group Date Announcement
Wells. That fisherman's cardigan? You're killing it. Super hot.
Okay, so Chad is the Olivia this season, thinking he's the only one with a connection, right? LOL
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Helllooo, Legend of Tarzan. Thanks for the reminder about Skarsgard being in this, commercial.
Group Date
Oh, I feel bad for these boys. They're speechless that they're at a sex talk show. "Sex Talks". I need to see if there are any of these that are local. NOT that I want to get up and talk because nooo. There's this blog and then there's getting up in front of people that could know me hearing my tales. Big difference. But attending one would be hysterical.
Laughed quite a bit too much at Grant (I think it was Grant) saying "I've never heard anything like that..." during the woman's fake orgasm. Oh, really, Grant? You haven't? I'm a wee bit doubtful about that.
What I got from this was that Wells was in a threesome (!!) and someone farted. HA!
Oh, Evan, Evan, Evan... Basically saying that Chad uses steroids. Ouch. Glad you didn't go on to talk about the cautionary tales of steroid dick. Yikes. That was brutal.
However, Chad's reaction to it of grabbing his shirt and basically ripping the back of it (though, I'm wondering what happened there because it looked like it was torn in half on Evan's back when it happened, but then later Evan was walking around and the shirt was fine. Different shirt?) and then punching a door? Good god. Nope. Sorry, Chad. You will be receiving none of my roses with actions like that, especially the door punching that led to your bloody knuckles. That's a behavior that's a red flag to pretty much anyone, or it should be. Not a fan at all.
Night Portion of Group Date
I'd totally forgotten about Jordan until his talk with JoJo. She's very interested and so is he from touching her leg and wrapping around each other. Dude, telling her you wake up happy because of her? Awww, good job and great line!
On the other hand, Chad, if you have to say "Generally, I'm a nice guy...", you're not. You're just not.
I was stunned by Evan's ultimatum that it was basically him or Chad AND that he then got the rose. Yowza. Chad's reaction saying "Is this real?", though? Total dick move. So glad JoJo called him on it and told him he was being disrespectful.
Back at the House
This swings around a bit because James Taylor's date was interspersed with clips of back at the house, but I'll break them up.
They have a security guard there. Seriously?? Umm, producers, the far better idea here would be to remove the person from the house that's the cause for the security guard. Sure, Chad is bringing great television, but holy loose cannon.
Oh, hey, Derek and Luke. I totally forgot about them as well and they were on my top picks list from last week. Sorry boys.
Snorted at Daniel comparing Chad to Hitler! That was the best moment, followed by Chad eating a sweet potato like an apple.
James Taylor
Okay, he's growing on me big time. The swing dancing and the outfits. All completely adorable. Loved it. I was basically going "Awww" through each of the segments of this date. Had flashbacks to my own ballroom dancing classes that I took, but left after I tried to lead the teacher, who was supposed to be leading me around the floor. Oopsie...
Jean Bellows the teacher was a sweetheart. Love this date!!
Also loved the flash mob swing dancing in the street. It was like "Newsies" broke out on the screen.
Hanging out in a convertible for the night portion of the date. Holy flashback to Grease and the 50s in general. James T just seems like an old-fashioned really nice guy. And holy shit, he's always considered himself an underdog in dating. Jeez, Louise. No wonder I think he's awesome. Dude, I can relate hugely. Big props to JoJo for telling him he is awesome and giving him the rose.
Was worried for a second when there was just a hug along with the rose instead of a kiss, but she did kiss him after he brought out the guitar. Phew.
JoJo, honey... "He makes me feel a way I'm not used to feeling." That feeling is called being cherished and respected. It's important. Follow that feeling.
Chris Harrison
No cocktail party. Instead, there's an all-day pool party pre-rose... And there's about 5 minutes left. No way is the rose ceremony happening on this episode.
Ay yi yi re: Evan and then Chad's convos with Chris Harrison. Seriously, Chris Harrison didn't know about any of the Chad stuff going on? Highly highly doubtful. Though, dude, what the fuck? You sent Chad back into the house to confront Evan and you think that's going to go okay? Good luck with that.
And there's the "To be continued..."
This Week's Favorites:
* James Taylor -- That's the kind of boy you bring home. Love him immensely.
* Chase - Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.
* Wells -- Still freaking adorable.
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