So, I was browsing Buzzfeed today and stumbled across their latest Eff, Marry, Kill Game. Never one to pass those up, I jotted down the names to give my answers here.
If you've somehow never played before, I list 3 names and then have to decide who I would eff (aka fuck); who I would marry; and who I would kill out of the three. Sometimes it's easy and sometimes it's hella-hard. And in the case of one of these (the ideas were submitted by people on the site), it's just ridiculous.
Let's play! Play along at home and let me know your answers below.
Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, Kristen Wiig
Eff: Amy Poehler -- she looks like she's up for anything
Marry: Tina Fey -- girlfriend coined "bitch is the new black"
Kill: Kristen Wiig -- for her "Penelope" character on Saturday Night Live
Harry Potter, Edward Cullen, Christian Grey
Eff: Christian Grey -- hellooo, it's Christian Grey of "Fifty Shades of Grey" and you know that he knows what he is doing
Marry: Harry Potter -- he does spells and that seems lucrative
Kill: Edward Cullen -- doesn't do a thing for me. Vampires should not be sparkly
Monica, Rachel and Phoebe (from "Friends")
Eff: Rachel -- she is the hottest
Marry: Monica --girl can cook
Kill: Phoebe -- sorry, hon. One of you had to go
Chris Pratt, Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth
Eff: Chris Hemsworth -- Abs for days
Marry: Chris Evans -- So the guy you bring home to Mom
Kill: Chris Pratt because he was horrid when he hosted the first episode of Saturday Night Live this year
Jessica Lange, Angela Bassett, Sarah Paulson
Eff: Angela Bassett -- She had moves in "How Stella Got Her Groove Back"
Marry: Sarah Paulson -- I've always thought she was hot
Kill: Jessica Lange -- Mainly because she's the oldest
Jesse Pinkman, Walter White, Saul Goodman ("Breaking Bad")
Eff: Jesse Pinkman -- So would. So much so. Would.
Marry: Saul Goodman -- basically because he's not an old meth dealer
Kill: Walter White -- Your time is up
Emma Watson, Jennifer Lawrence, Anna Kendrick
Eff: Jennifer Lawrence -- even Jack Nicholson wants her
Marry: Emma Watson -- super smart and looks wholesome
Kill: Anna Kendrick -- that "Cups" song was overplayed
Idris Elba, Nicole Beharie, Godfrey Gao
Eff: Godfrey Gao -- Know nothing about him, but he's hot and I'm shallow
Marry: Idris Elba -- Because he is also hot
Kill: Nicole Beharie -- Sorry, the other two have the equipment that wins
Alcohol, Pizza, Netflix (and this is the ridiculous one)
Eff: Alcohol -- The two usually wind up intertwined
Marry: Pizza -- Nom nom nom
Kill: Netflix -- I have no time for it
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