Eff, Marry, Kill -- Looking Back

Waiting to hear about a job, and I'm pretty much Veruca Salt when it comes to patience about such things, so that's going well. ;)

So, besides applying to other jobs (also doing that as well), I figured I'd revisit an old Eff, Marry Kill blog post from June of 2014 to see how my thoughts have changed since then if at all. Hilariously enough, it was called "Eff, Chuck, Marry" at the time. Not sure why "Kill" was so bad, but alrighty...

1. Ryan Gosling, Channing Tatum, and Zac Efron

• EFF: Ryan Gosling -- He's hot. The abs in "Crazy Stupid Love". Dayum!! Yeah, in a heartbeat. 
• CHUCK: Zac Efron -- Rocking body, but too young. Next. (Still the same.) 
• MARRY: Channing Tatum -- He had the "eff" spot last time, but after seeing him dress up as Elsa and Beyonce in "Lip Sync Battle", he looks like he's hot AND hilarious. So that's a winning combo there. 

Here's where things got difficult and are still difficult.

2. Katy Perry, Rihanna, and Beyonce

• EFF: Katy Perry because she's a total girl crush of mine. 
• CHUCK: Do I have to? :( Okay, fine. Rihanna, but for no real reason. Can I eff her and Katy Perry?
• MARRY: Beyonce, because she is the one, the only, the Queen B. 

3. Guys from One Direction -- Zayn, Niall and Harry
CHUCK: All three of them. Far too young. Not interested. Still true...

Okay, fine. If I have to make a choice -- which kind of defeats the purpose of this game if I didn't.

• EFF: Zayn, because he looks the oldest of them all. 
• CHUCK: Niall 
• MARRY: Harry 

4. Emma Watson, Jennifer Lawrence, and Emma Stone

• EFF: Jennifer Lawrence because she's hot and goofy. Hello, even Jack Nicholson wants to date her. LOL
• CHUCK: Emma Stone, but this was a tough one because she's cute and seems sweet. 
• MARRY: Emma Watson because she's adorable and also grew hotter as she grew up. 

5. Idris Elba, Daniel Craig and Benedict Cumberbatch

• EFF: Idris Elba. No question. None. This is still the case. Hottie beyond belief. 
• CHUCK: Daniel Craig. But I'd feel bad doing so. 
• MARRY: Benedict Cumberbatch. So would. Drooling. When I read "50 Shades of Gray", he is who I pictured as the main character. Yeah, that definitely says a lot right there, although there better be a lot of sex with that marriage. 

6. Kardashians -- Ack! Kourtney, Kim and Khloe

• EFF: Khloe. 
• CHUCK: Kim -- mainly due to Kanye. 
• MARRY: Kourtney. 

7. Anderson Cooper, George Clooney and Jon Stewart

• EFF: Anderson Cooper. The whole silver fox thing works. 
• CHUCK: George Clooney, only because he seems like the usual choice for eff or marry and I'm being different. LOL 
• MARRY: Jon Stewart. He's funny and cute. Great combo. 

8. Kerry Washington, Penelope Cruz and Jennifer Lopez

• EFF: Penelope Cruz. Smokin' body. 
• CHUCK: J Lo - again, this one was difficult because they're all smoking hot. 
• MARRY: Kerry Washington. 

 9. Pharrell, Justin Timberlake and Usher

• EFF: Usher, because yeah, yeah, yeah... (Yup, still true. That song gets to me...) 
• CHUCK: Pharrell. It's okay. He'd still be happy. 
• MARRY: Justin Timberlake. Hmm, I guess this is still true. It's kind of a toss-up between him and Pharrell looking at this one. 

10. Ellen Degeneres, Tina Fey, Mindy Kaling

• EFF: Tina Fey, because humor is hilarious combined with a hot chick. 
• CHUCK: Ellen Degeneres. Cracks me up, but wouldn't. If I was ever with a woman (no plans -- sorry to kill your daydreams, lads!), she'd have longer hair than that. Now Portia, Ellen's wife? Would. 
• MARRY: Mindy Kaling, because she is freaking hysterical.