Eff, Chuck or Marry?

Saw this post on Buzzfeed titled "10 Incredibly Sexy Rounds of Fuck, Chuck or Marry" and figured I'd answer it myself here, because why not? Play along, won'tcha?

1. Ryan Gosling, Channing Tatum, and Zac Efron
EFF: Channing Tatum -- Look at those abs, and the boy had moves in "Magic Mike", so he'd be great in bed. 'Nuf said.
CHUCK: Zac Efron -- Rocking body, but too young. Next.
MARRY: Ryan Gosling -- The total package. Hot and sweet.

Here's where things get difficult.

2. Katy Perry, Rihanna, and Beyonce
EFF: Rihanna, because she has a bit of crazy to her.
CHUCK: Do I have to? :( Okay, fine Beyonce -- pretty much by default.
MARRY: Katy Perry because she's a total girl crush of mine.

3. Guys from One Direction -- Zayn, Niall and Harry
CHUCK: All three of them. Far too young. Not interested. 

Okay, fine.

EFF: Zayn, because he looks the oldest of them all.
CHUCK: Niall
MARRY: Harry

4. Emma Watson, Jennifer Lawrence, and Emma Stone
EFF: Jennifer Lawrence because she's hot and goofy.
CHUCK: Emma Watson because she doesn't do anything for me.
MARRY: Emma Stone for no real reason.

5. Idris Elba, Daniel Craig and Benedict Cumberbatch
EFF: Idris Elba. No question. None.
CHUCK: Daniel Craig. But I'd feel bad doing so.
MARRY: Benedict Cumberbatch. So would. Drooling. When I read "50 Shades of Gray", he is who I pictured as the main character.

6. Kardashians -- Ack! Kourtney, Kim and Khloe
EFF: Khloe.
CHUCK: Kim -- mainly due to Kanye.
MARRY: Kourtney.

7. Anderson Cooper, George Clooney and Jon Stewart
EFF: George Clooney. Duh.
CHUCK: Anderson Cooper. Hot, but he'd prefer guys instead of me.
MARRY: Jon Stewart. He's funny and cute. Great combo.

8. Kerry Washington, Penelope Cruz and Jennifer Lopez
EFF: Penelope Cruz. Smokin' body.
CHUCK: J Lo
MARRY: Kerry Washington.

9. Pharrell, Justin Timberlake and Usher
EFF: Usher, because yeah, yeah, yeah...
CHUCK: Pharrell. It's okay. He'd still be happy.
MARRY: Justin Timberlake

10. Ellen Degeneres, Tina Fey, Mindy Kaling
EFF: Tina Fey, because humor is hilarious combined with a hot chick.
CHUCK: Ellen Degeneres. Cracks me up, but wouldn't.
MARRY: Mindy Kaling.