My dreams are always quite vivid -- and last night's was no exception.
In the dream, my spouse and I decided to make some extra money by working as escorts (not in the life plan that I'm aware of ;) ) at a no-clothing-allowed hot tub/pool resort. This all made perfect sense in the dream.
We first had to pass a test on our skills -- my spouse had to seduce Catherine Zeta-Jones and did so quite well. I had to be able to seduce both sexes, which required me seducing a young Kathleen Turner and Steve Carrell. Okay. Not too surprisingly, all the guys who worked there came into the room to watch while I was giving Kathleen Turner a front and back massage. She loved it. And we were both hired.
Jealousies flared when my spouse and one of the female escorts, who looked like Tatiana Maslany, got a little too friendly (can't say I blame him. She's hot) and they wound up together and he asked me for a divorce. Ouch! I responded by flirting with Paul Rudd (yummy -- have y'all seen the pic of his abs? Dayum.) and wound up having sex with him in the dream. Hilarious how, even in dreams, I only have sex with other guys when I'm single. Dammit, morals. But, also, thank you, morals. :)
Great dream. Hmm, potential business idea there to create -- in somewhere like Nevada where the Bunny Ranch is legal.
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Everything about that dream (except the divorce part) was hot.
Figured you'd like it. :)
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