Wednesday, June 4, 2014

The Topic of Bulges

When one Googles "Jon Hamm" (and why wouldn't one, since he's hot?), one will invariably wind up seeing images of Jon Hamm's pants -- and specifically the bulge in said pants.

Since I've never watched "Mad Men", I wasn't privy to this information about Monsieur Hamm until I saw the pics and then I knew quite more about him than I did before. And I must say -- quite impressive, good sir. And even, dayum. Just dayum.

That led me to think about the glory of David Bowie's tights in "Labyrinth" (just one reason that's one of my top movies) and -- after a brief daydream  -- caused me to wonder: Do you find yourself glancing at the crotches of guys that you know and have you ever been caught doing so?

The thought of glancing at the crotches of males around me only occurs to me after seeing an article about Jon Hamm or the like, when it's on my mind and I find myself glancing at passerbys. Although, I once read an article about someone who found herself glancing at the crotch of someone she was interviewing. Awkward.

Of course, sometimes you can't help yourself and you wind up looking. I haven't been caught in a glance... yet.

So, fess up, have you glanced/looked/ogled?

4 comments:

Unknown said...

http://bzfd.it/1gGsb2j

Mhm.

Unknown said...

Here's the link: Jon Hamm's Bulge

Ginger said...

Nope. I confess to checking out their hands and trying to sniff them a little bit, but that's it. Can't cope with soft, slender hands on a guy. And the voice has to be good. Everything else is negotiable.

Unknown said...

I just shuddered in a bad way at the thought of soft hands. Nooo, no, no. Did I mention no.